On Friday, night I went to the fraternity and met up with one of our alumni that has been one of the leading surgeons in sports medicine for the last 15 years. Most recently he operated on presidential candidate Kerry's shoulder. On Saturday Lena and I and two friends went to the Market in Old Town, which was fun we bought honey and apples (as is the season). On Sunday, the day was spent as most Sunday's are, in bed relaxing and hoping that the work week would move farther and farther away. Monday's are getting intolerable. I never look forward to going to work and the weekend always seems so far away. Fridays are usually spent dreaming of things to do on the weekend that never get done, because we are too tired from the week that we end up doing nothing, and now time for a joke.
A man walks into a doctor's office with a duck on his head.
The Doctor looks at the man and says, "How can I help you?"
The Duck exclaims, "HELP! I need to get this man off my butt."
Some jokes just get better with age.
